Inazuma Eleven 3: Team Ogre Attacks! (Nintendo) From Adventure Time on the Nintendo 3Ds to The Lego Movie Videogame out for both from this Friday and more out this week in the land of Nintendo. You’re dead, kiddo.The titles for the Nintendo Wii U and the 3DS for the week of the 10th February. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of the continent. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You are nothing to me but just another target. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. What did you just say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
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